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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Homeless vs. Sign Flipper



Often while driving to my favorite thrift store, I'll see a sign flipper/spinner or two. I love watching them. Mostly because I'm evil and take pleasure in honking, waving and otherwise embarrassing them especially that one guy that wears the statue of liberty getup. Maybe I do it because I'm grateful that it's not me out there in the 98+ degree weather or maybe it's just because I love honking at people and that's the only time I'm really allowed to.

Anyways, I realized the other day that the flipper is not much different from a homeless.

This is what I came up with.

Similarities
1. Both are outside making money
2. Both work the day shift(I don't think I've ever seen a flipper at night.. it'd be pretty pointless. I don't know where the homeless go at night, but... I don't think I really want to know.)
3.Both work in all weather conditions (one time there was a storm in Tucson, unbelievable as it may sound, and the flipper was out there, his sign covering his head from the rain, the wind almost tearing it away. I felt bad for him, so, I did what any citizen would do, I honked :)
4. Both are wearing a costume/uniform of some sort (this is true, what person would be willing to give a homeless money if they were wearing nice clothes? They must look grungy, it's the uniform)
5. Both are holding signs!
6. The signs are trying to sway people to feel a certain way (for the flipper it's usually a fast food place and people feel hungry even if they had just eaten, the homeless, it's usually to make people feel bad for them)

Differences
1. Homeless are homeless while a flipper probably has a home
2. A flipper is usually cleaner and presentable opposed to a homeless
3. Flipper's must stand their whole shift while homeless have the luxury of sitting down on a plastic chair, rock, or bucket.
4. (This one can be argued) Homeless make more an hour. Flipper's make minimum wage and they don't make any more then that. A homeless is often offered food, money and other things people deem to give them.
5. A homeless is not working for anybody/under anybody.
6. A homeless decides when to quit working and can call in sick whenever they like

And that's alllll folks.

5 comments:

  1. Hahahahah, Very true...! The homeless for sure make's more!! people always give food or money... As for the paying American, only get's a pay check and a honk from you!. HAHAHA! I really like the way you described both sign holding people. Keep the post's coming... I want to see some pictures from your birthday!! Irish Pub? hehehe.

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  2. LOL..Messed up... I ment to put as for the working American, instead of paying. HAHA. Funny, there both working, but only one pay's taxes from pay check and the other... Well I guess he pay's some taxes when he buys something at the store.! hehehe.

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  4. LOL! This is great. I love the way you think!

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  5. I loved it, got me thinking! :) .. so true, homeless make more and can get away with more. But The flipper can bring a smile to your face, while the homeless makes me angry half the time, that includes Krispy.

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